Starbucks

I am feeling hostile this morning.
I am, because I am tired and it is a lot harder for me to keep any negative emotions in check when I am tired. That and there was an incredibly rude bitch in line at Starbucks.
Hrmph.
So, now I'm tired and grumpy.
I wonder what I'll get if I Google "rude bitch in car?"

(Surprisingly I didn't get too much..)

Even when I switched it just to "rude bitch" in the Google search bar I didn't get much?

Mainly pictures of models with little captions underneath that said rude bitch or some variation of that. But this one below- wow- this one below was different than the others:

It definitely shows class and style- that goes without saying. It only really needs a substitution like an "A" in the word think for example to make it truly prize winning. You thank?


Anyway-
I parked my car and went in this morning because I refused to sit in line behind rude bitch and I actually had shoes on... so I could! It also occurred to me that the one thing which would make me feel somewhat better would be if I could get in and get my coffee aeons before that rude bitch got through the drive through line with hers! So, sneakered but no socks and in my snowflake pajama pants and no bra I went in to beat that bitch through the line!

I noticed while I was inside Starbucks something which I have noticed on many occasions before. Starbucks trains their cashiers to make this incredibly annoying swooping motion with their arm when they give you your money back.

They don't all do it, just a couple of them at the store closest to our house but the ones that do it swing their arm around in a full circle AWAY from you and then do this little arm swoop towards you before handing you your money... and they smile the cheesiest and most fake smile EVER while doing it- it reminds me of Howdy Doody. Eww.



This one guy whom particularly rubs me the wrong way also talks in a way that reminds me of what it is like to eat a heaping mouthful of soggy bread- if you don't like soggy bread- which I absolutely don't.




Yea, now I'm the one being a bitch and that isn't very attractive, I know, but Starbucks should be more selective with their early morning staff. By later in the day who really cares who serves them? By then, quirky can even be fun.


Hell, I'm quirky!



First thing in the morning though the people you see and whom speak to you and make swoopy motions with your credit card instead of handing it directly back to you could possibly set the tone for your ENTIRE DAY!

They should all be soft fuzzy vanilla people instead of strange characters and please, no rude bitches.

Sheesh.